Scott the Woz Is Not Funny

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151- Anime Games

As Scott learns from the internet, the reason usually given for why people hate anime is because most anime is illogical and weird, while western animation is based off logic and reason.
When one game tells him to press any button to continue, he proceeds to push the console power button.
"My Girlfriend is a Mermaid? You didn't know?"
When playing Tokyo School Life, Scott says certain visual novels "are like books if Scholastic was really horny."
- His confusion when he fast-forwards through the story, which still leaves sound effects intact. Particularly one point where you suddenly hear a Sickening "Crunch!".
Scott: Did I snap her neck?
"Can Piccolo survive?"
Scott: (quietly) No.
After noticing the trademark symbol next to Dr. Gero's name...
Scott: Aw, dammit, Dr. Gero's name is copyrighted?

(heads into the "Real Dr. Gero"'s office, holds up a C&D letter)
The epic showdown against Dr. Anna May ends with Scott using the anti-anime power of Mighty No. 9, creating a massive explosion... only to Smash Cut to Scott back in his room, covered in soot and blood, looking really confused.

152- We Dare (Wii)

The concept alone: Scott going to great lengths to play a kinky Wii minigame collection.
Scott applying body spray for an uncomfortable length of time.
"I've had the exact same holiday tradition since 2003: a bottle of wine and body spray. Now that I'm 22, I'm lookin' to spice things up a bit."
To play it, Scott is forced to buy a PAL region Wii U.
I am now the proud owner of a second Wii U
(Holds both Game pads up with a smile)
I've had nightmares like this.
Scott names the female custom character "Impact", after the font.
Yeah ok, I wanna f*ck a font, who doesn't?!
After learning that the game doesn't even require spanking even though the trailer and the back of the box depict it to imply that it does, Scott decides to call Ubisoft's support line to complain, only to learn something else.
Apparently, We Dare is considered contraband if played outside of Europe or Australia. If there's a sexier reason to go to prison, I'd love to hear it.
After his prison sentence, Scott feels like he's more qualified to have an informed opinion about We Dare, and he decides to say that it needs to redefine something.
LIFTING ISN'T SPANKING!

154- The Video Game Walkthrough

Scott reveals that he's been working on a Chili Run, where every time he presses a button, he has to eat five spoonfuls of chili. 40 minutes later...
Scott: I'm not even past the menu!

156- Special Edition Controllers

Scott's fear of his special edition controllers getting damaged is demonstrated by a quick skit between him and Rex, with Scott just blankly staring into space the whole time.
Rex: Yeah, so I kinda have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see.

Rex looks down at the coffee table and gasps upon seeing Scott's Donkey Kong 64 controller.

Rex: DONKEY KONG?!

Rex reaches out for it.
"See, I want to play Halo, but I just love No Fork Spaghetti."
Scott's ultimate takeaway at the end of the video? He shouldn't buy anything ever.
Scott: (staring intently at the bread in the bread aisle; to the camera) I'M NOT DOING IT!

157- Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival | The Dark Age of Nintendo

The complete compilation for all three Dark Age episodes adds an opening where it starts on a dark and stormy night at Scott's therapist's office and we can see that the official name for his business is Therapy: The Therapy, which claims to be definitely licensed and definitely therapy.
Nintendo's "dark age" was apparently enough for Scott to seek out a therapist... and then he manages to confuse "therapy session" with "AA meeting".
Scott: Hi, my name is Scott and I'm not an alcoholic.
Therapist: My name isn't Scott, and this isn't an AA meeting!
Scott: Oh, thank god, I always hated those! I always felt out of place, I wish they would make them more accessible to non-alcoholics.
Scott getting into an argument with his therapist.
Scott: You don't know what it's like to go to therapy!
Therapist: Hey, I got a life outside of this job! I go to therapy twice a week!
Scott: You're a therapist! Where do you go to therapy?
Therapist: The mirror.
- Which is given a great Brick Joke later on:
Therapst: So, you got incredibly depressed over the announcement of a game in a series that you aren't even a huge fan of in the first place to begin with?
Scott: That's right.
(Beat)
Therapist: (screaming at the top of his lungs, while looking at the bathroom mirror) WHO THE F*CK IS THIS GUY!?
This:
Scott: Well I think it's a good time to practice anything but sobriety! So, let's take a look at three of Nintendo's worst games of all time - which, weirdly enough, all released within two months of each other. First one we should tackle is, (holds up Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival box) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Without even trying, Scott managed to get almost all of the Animal Crossing amiibos.
Scott goes through all the amiibo cards he obtained, giving each silly descriptive nicknames.

Scott: Opening these up I got Shirt Wolf, Spunk Rat, Unemployed Mouse, Insomnia Duck, Better-Than-Me Gazzelle, Bride of an Aardvark, Self-Concious Dog, Ye Olde Lion, Hair Duck, Sex Frog, Kyle and Mammal.
In order to get someone to play amiibo Festival with him, Scott tells his contacts he's looking for someone to play Gex with. Rex Mohs shows up and says he knew Scott was lying, but joins him anyway because he'll do anything not Gex-related, even taking an amiibo out of his pocket. Jeb Jeb also shows up and acts as though amiibo Festival actually is Gex.
- Even funnier is that to trick Jeb into thinking it's Gex, Scott puts a piece of paper saying "Gex" on it over the TV playing Amiibo Festival.
- There's also the therapist freaking out and begging Scott to not make him play it...only for Scott to remind him he's telling the story in past-tense.
Due to how long it would take to play the game, Scott and pals go to Sonic to order food... but since Scott only has enough money for a single food item, he gets a corndog. One corndog.
Therapist: You went to Sonic?
Scott: Not just that, I ate there.
Therapist: Should've come sooner.
In the middle of Scott's ranting about the game's mechanics, Scott is interrupted... by himself.
Voiceover!Scott: "But, Scott!" you may say!
(cut to the living room with Scott, Rex and Jeb)
Scott: WHAT?
- To add to this, consider the following: This is a Scott in the distant past, yelling at his less-distant-past voiceover, as being recounted by his present self to his therapist.
Right as Scott is about to talk about his problems with Mario Tennis Ultra Smash:

159- Mario Kart 7 | Burnin' Rubber and Retinas

The title of the video, since it makes the game sound like it'll hurt your eyes.
Scott gets so angry at the game for being "F**king Mario Kart again!" that he throws his New 2DS so hard that it breaks in half.

160- Raid: Shadow Legends

Scott states in the beginning that he would do anything for money. Anything later...
Scott: (covered in blood) The statement still stands!
Scott trying to sell his soul on Craigslist, only to realize he misspelled the word "soul" as "soup" on his listing.
Scott: There we go! Just listed one soul on Craigslist. (phone rings) We have a buyer! (picks up the phone) Welcome! F*ck, I spelled "soup."
Scott is happy that he's now the most prideful person on Vimeo due to not going for a sponsorship. One phone call later...

161- Game Collecting

Scott does his usual Wednesday routine of sitting at his desk holding a copy of Gubble and wonders where he'd be in life without game collecting.
Imaginary Scott: Hey all, Scott here! (stares at his empty hand) Where the f*ck is Gubble?
Scott assures his audience that there's no right way to collect games, even keeping the discs in a binder and throwing away the boxes. They don't effect him at all. Cut to Scott twitching and shuddering at his desk.
"Why would you want to be this?!"

165- Remakes, Remasters and Releases

Right at the outset, Scott decides that he should remake his life, and to do so, needs to cut content. He promptly knocks everything off his table and onto the floor.
The last quarter of the video where Scott literally throws numerous games under their respective categories of remakes, rereleases or remasters while adding more categories to file them under in the process. When he reaches the Xbox 360/Xbox One version of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, he throws it into the trash.
- Due to not being sure what Wii Sports Club qualifies as, he puts it with Silent Hill HD Collection.
After wrapping up his talk about videogame remakes, Scott wonders where the remake of his life will fall in the definitions, only for it to turn up in the "remastered" pile.
Scott: SON OF A BITCH!

166- Mario Kart 8 | Newton's Worst Nightmare

The video starts out very strong with Scott re-organising his desk to look like a bar counter. Including a milk gallon, and a Pepto Bismol. The best part is how his Madden 08 collection is still on the counter.
Scott: Hey all, Scott here. What'll it be?
All: Mario Kart 8!
Scott: This is a bar.
After Scott casually brings up how unlikely it would be to screw up Battle Mode in a Mario Kart, a timer appears in the bottom left corner, ticking down until he complains about Battle Mode. However, four minutes prior to it expiring, he gets his first taste of it... which prompts him to literally climb onto his desk in fear. What's more, he looks primed and ready to complain about it, only to realize the timer isn't expired yet.
Scott: (is about to say something; glances at timer) Wait, I'm not supposed to talk about this yet, (glances at camera) let's talk about the updates.
When Scott ultimately does talk about Battle Mode:
Scott: Either way, we have one more mode to get into, and that is Battle Mode—F*ck! F*ck! WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!
- And later, he one ups the death of his 2DS by smashing his desk's mini bookcase with a hammer.
Scott: (slow realization; turns to camera) See, that should show you how bad this mode is, it made me break something... but I still did that out of anger towards Nintendo. ... (falls back in his chair) Man, what the f*ck am I doing...

167- Console Gaming on the Go

The set-up for the video: Scott has gotten sick of the indoors.
Scott: (cheerfully) Hey, all! (quickly becomes distressed) Scott heeeeeeeAAAAAAAAA-

(montage of Scott screaming in pain as he touches walls)

(hard cut to the desk)

Scott: (punches the desk) I hate walls! Why do I live here?!
- Not only that, there's no reason for walls to exist.
- "It's just the reality we live in now, it's what God intended! Super Nintendo cartridges must be played indoors! "
"(holding a Game Boy while in the shower) THIS IS F*CKING INCREDIBLE!"'
As a kid, Scott mistakenly assumed the handheld version of a game would just be playing the console version, but portably. And as demonstrated with Spongebob Squarepants Battle For Bikini Bottom:
Scott shows off various portable variants of home consoles, only to keep going inside through his window due to a lack of power, or too dark of a screen.
Scott: (sitting on the window ledge, leaning outside while holding the SupaBoy inside) Son of a bitch!
While showing off the Retro Duo Portable, Scott reveals that not only can it play SNES games, it also has an NES adapter. ...that makes the portable twice as big.
- This is then immediately topped by Scott revealing the SupaBoy supports the Game Boy Player, so you can play Game Boy games portably as well.
After revealing later models of the SupaBoy have a widescreen display ^note meaning the games played on it get stretched out, Scott pauses before asking-
- "God, I am pissed at this thing I don't own!"
But what if you want to play more modern games on the go, like Gamecube or Wii games? Well, Scott doesn't have you covered!
Scott: (voiceover) Well, let's talk about these portable consoles we can play outside, but not play them, because I don't have them!

Scott: F*ck. (turns around and leaves)
After spending several minutes talking about potential avenues for playing console games outside of the home, Scott determines the best possible solution that can do so right out of the box... is the Wii U. Specifically, due to the touchpad controller, all you need is to connect the console to a power source, and you can just play off of that. But then again, maybe console gaming was always meant to be bound to a TV...
And after all of that, after finally figuring out how to play console games outside, Scott declares he has no reason to go back indoors. Cue a downpour.

169- Mario Tennis Ultra Smash | The Darker Age of Nintendo

Right at the outset, we have Scott deciding to continue his sessions with his therapist by going to his house, interrupting his self-affirmations at his mirror. The therapist refuses to see him, as he's a night therapist.
Scott: Don't my credits transfer over?
- Furthermore, when the therapist tells him he isn't registered to deal with his stupid Nintendo problems, Scott asks if he's a registered therapist period. One moment of silence later...
  Therapist: So, tell me about that dumb f*cking tennis game that hurt your feelings.
  
  Scott: ...I dunno. I feel like you're only talking to me now so that I don't tell anybody that you're not registered to be a therapist. I feel like I almost have to pay you to listen to me.
  
  Scott: Yeah, it's pretty much therapy.
The therapist constantly messing up the title of Amiibo Festival.
It took Scott a significant amount of time into the video to realize that the tennis game he was reviewing... was a tennis game.
Scott once again decides to get people to play a bad Nintendo game with him via lying... except this time, instead of Gex, he gets Rex and Jeb to come over by claiming their uncles have died. And it turns out, Rex and Jeb came over despite already having dead uncles. Jeb even still thinks it's Gex Night.
Jeb: He died for the third time?!
- "If there's one thing I hated more than my uncle, it's tennis."
When discussing the "hidden" characters Scott refers to the exceptionally obvious Toadette silhouette as Grover Cleveland. Humurous enough on its own, but becomes hilarious when he decides to commit to calling her Grover from that point on.
Rex and Jeb both get fed up and leave at different points in the video. Rex leaves because of a mode in the game where you play without Mega Mushrooms, while Jeb leaves because of how long it took to join an online game. And unlike Rex, Jeb doesn't come back until the end of the review.
F*ck you, f*ck this, and f*ck TENNIS!
- In the blooper video for this episode about half the video's run time is spent with Scott and Jebb just trying to not die laughing long enough to get a good take.
- And Jeb only winds up coming back because of Scott calling this a bad tennis game... and then proceeds to call Gex pretending to "not" be a Gex game and subsequently coming out as a bad tennis game "such a classic Gex move" because Gex is a terrible tennis game.
"You ever feel special that you're the only one playing Ultra Smash online? Of course you don't, because I'm the only one playing Ultra Smash online."
When starting to wrap up the review, Scott decides to recap everything the game had to offer. Cue half a second of trailer footage.
The video then ends on a Brick Joke that took three years to become fully realized: Scott begins to go into the third bad 2015 Nintendo game, a 3DS title that out and out killed a franchise Scott was fond of... and then Scott abruptly realizes that "Mario Party: The Top 100" came out in 2017, not 2015. And then Scott notices his floor is wet, and the source is in his bathroom...

170- Game Show Games

Pretty much the entire episode, but just for the sake of detail:

The entire episode just consists of Scott getting even the simplest questions wrong.
The Running Gag of Scott blurting out his answer before the entire question is revealed.
Scott sitting on his sofa while eating junk food and watching Wheel of Fortune.
Scott: I'm a f*cking genius!
The CPU controlled contestants in Jeopardy! on the NES constantly bounce between mashing random characters for their answers or correctly stating the answer repeatedly.
Scott's rapid-fire answers in Family Feud on the SNES:
Host: If you had four extra hours a day, what would you do with them?

Scott: Elope.

X

Scott: Not elope.

X

Scott: Go.

X

Scott: Family Feud SNES

The family part of the answer turns out to be correct.
Host: What does a woman say when a man proposes?

Scott: I'll think about it.

X

Scott: Ask again later.

X

Scott: I don't know, can you?

X

Scott: I'm busy this weekend.

X

Scott: Who are you?

X
- After he is asked the very same question that he was asked in the intro, he proceeds to answer the exact same things he answered there. When he finally exhausts all his previous answers, he sits down to think as hard as he can about it, and comes up with this gem of a response.
Scott: I'm really disappointed in myself...okay, besides Hollywood, a city best known for entertainment... (Beat) Circuit City.

X

Scott: Am I WRONG!?
- And then after that:
Host: Name an entertainer who ha—

X

Host: Name an entertainer who has been around for as long as you can remember.

Scott: Yea, Dilbert.

X

Scott: Circuit City.

X

Scott: F*ck.
Scott ends up going bankrupt on the very first spin in Wheel of Fortune on PS2.
Vanna: Too bad! But I guess it could've been worse.

Scott: Yeah, if I died!
Due to Scott taking too long to input his name in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? on PS1, the game changes his name for him. Bonus points for said name being "Kathie Lee" - Regis Philbin's former partner on their talk show.
At the end of the episode, Scott has enough confidence to go back on the game show from the beginning of the video. Unfortunately for him, the question is "What is the second question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for Playstation 1?" - which Scott, of course, does not know because he flamed out on the first question.

171- Gaming Press Conferences

Scott starts the episode waiting for the reveal of Really Bad Game, but first they have to reveal the games Technical Difficulties, Please Wait and There Is a Fire Backstage, Please Exit Immediately.
"I really hope that's a working title."

172- Plug And Play Games

Scott has a very specific wish when introducing Plug and Play games:
Scott: I just want to plug something in once, and I'm done, and it has a nose.
[cut to the SpongeBob Plug and Play with SpongeBob's nose as the joystick]
Scott: I wasn't expecting an answer to this.
Scott knocking his TV over by pulling too hard on the Namco Arcade Plug and Play controller.
After Scott questions how he didn't realize that he had to twist the head of the joystick on the aforementioned controller to play Pole Position as a kid when the instructions were on the back of the controller, we're promptly introduced to a new friend of Scott's.
I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick To Play Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone: I hate my parents.
"Of course, being battery-powered meant that more times than not, when I did want to play one of these things, I'd pull it out of storage and go, 'Oh f*cking sh*t, I left this thing on for a month.'"
Upon recieving his Nickelodeon Plug and Play in the mail, he opens the package with some scissors... only to discover that it came with the cord pre-cut.

173- Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | Newton's Worst Nightmare Again

The first ten seconds of the video features the same exact joke that started the Mario Kart 8 video he already did...before realizing that he already talked about the game before on his channel. What happens next? Reality literally breaks apart, giving us glimpses of each and every opening joke scene in all of the previous Mario Kart reviews he has done before we see Scott in his current-day attire. Did we mention that this happens in the first ten seconds of the video?
One of the definitions of the word "Terrible" is Mario Kart 8's Battle Mode. The other definition? October 8, 2015, aka the release date for Chibi-Robo Ziplash.
"I'm sure they wanted to focus on new experiences coming to the Nintendo Switch rather than highlight an old Wii U game of theirs coming over. It's smart to do that with a new console, to really show how the Switch will be home to brand-new experiences rather than ass-old ones. And a couple years later after that presentation, my favorite games on the Switch are the Wright Brothers' first flight and the agricultural revolution - there's nothing but old sh*t on this thing."
Scott's response to his failure to fix the Time Crash is a simple "I'll take that as a no?" followed by "So this is what it looks like when I don't buy new shoes and the universe collapses in on itself. At least I'll know for next time."

174- Xbox 360 vs PlayStation 3 | Battle of a Generation

"It's the middle of class in 2011, all these kids are discussing politics. Which is better: PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360. One of them asks, 'Scott, which do you prefer?' And... you ruin your credibility."
Scott: Nintendo! (gets punched in the face)
"If anything, this shows when a new generation of systems comes along, it's up in the air who will take the crown. It's never always Nintendo or always Sony, but it's never Sega."
Scott tries to break an Xbox 360 E over his knee. Key word "tries" as he hurts himself failing to break it.
Scott: F***ck!

175- Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash | The Darkest Age of Nintendo

The episode begins with a role reversal of the previous two installments, with Scott acting as the therapist for his former therapist until the latter calls him out on it.
Therapist: Oh, you're that guy!
Scott: The one and only.
Therapist: I was your therapist!
Scott: You're more delusional than I thought.
The conclusion to the three episode long Framing Device about Scott getting therapy after he finishes screaming in horror at the copy of Zip Lash that surfaced in his toilet.
The therapist is legitimately confused to learn that there's such a thing as a bad 2D game about a robot.
Scott's therapist's insecurities boiling over since the mirror he uses for positive affirmations is in the shop.
"Okay, this place, so... ... ...you ever take a sh*t?"
Therapist: Ooooh, yeah. Been a big fan.
Scott: Cool, so you know what this place is, this is the bathroom.
After learning that Scott has an entire pile of Zip Lash copies to throw into the toilet, his therapist immediately hits the Emergency Therapy button ^note Scott instantly regrets having that installed and tapes Scott onto his desk.
Therapist: So, tell me where it all went wrong.
Scott: Well-
(cut to Scott being slammed onto his desk)
Therapist: This game is worse than I thought.
- The gag with the stack of copies is also quite amazing in and of itself.
  Scott: I like to curate [these games]. Uhh, this game blows (chucks in toilet), this game blows (chucks another in the toilet), this game blows...
- What immediately follows is also a gem.
Scott's growing frustration with Nintendo's poor handling of Chibi-Robo when going over the series' history ^note to summarize, the original game was released late into the Gamecube's life, Chibi-Robo! Park Patrol was only sold at Walmart, the original game's re-release as part of the New Play Control! series was exclusive to Japan, as was the next game, Chibi-Robo! Clean Sweep, Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder's use of the camera on the Nintendo 3DS didn't interest people.. By the end of his little recap, he's shouting all of his frustrations about Nintendo refusing to take fault for the series not doing well.
Scott: HOW DOES A COMPANY DO SO WELL, BUT GOES F*CKING ASININE WHEN IT COMES TO CHIBI-ROBO?! What's so difficult about understanding that, "Hmm, if I don't market a game, or, if I release it at the end of a failed console's lifespan, or, I only release it at a store that sells f*cking hoses at, or, maybe if I take the two games that may have had a chance in North America and only release it in Japan, THEN IT MAY BE MY FAULT THE GAME'S NOT DOING WELL INSTEAD OF THE GAMES THEMSELVES! "
Scott finally decides to devote time to playing through Zip Lash in full, so he glues his hands to his 2DS, only to realize that he forgot to insert the game's cartridge beforehand.
- The therapist refuses to insert the cartridge for Scott, as that's apparently against what his family believes in. Now, removing a glued-on 2DS from a guy's hands, that's a different story.
Once again, Scott calls over his friends, this time to play Zip Lash after his therapist encourages him to tell the truth this time (as apparently lying is too fun). Turns out that Rex thought Scott was lying and has finally decided to give Gex a fair chance (going so far as to bring over a copy), while Jeb learns that they never actually played Gex during their previous gatherings. However, Scott still tapes a piece of paper with 'Gex' on it on his 2DS.
Jeb: You know what I like about Gex? Consistency.
- This quote is great in particular, because later in the video, Jeb says that "Inconsistency is a fun quirk of Gex."
Rex destroys Scott's 2DS with a hammer just to get it out of the way.
"So, the story starts, Chibi Robo's cleaning a space shuttle-"
Scott: (yells at the camera) I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!
Much to Scott's chagrin, he's the only one in the group who actually hates the game, with everyone else cheering when it turns out the game has an underutilized roll move.
Jeb: Now that's f*cking Gex!
Nearly every time it cuts back to Scott and everyone else, his therapist can be seen drinking something, usually alcohol, and sometimes a Capri Sun.
"The Caribbean, the ocean stage, where Chibi-Robo pulls a Moses and parts the Red Sea."
This exchange:
Rex: Yeah, it's a fine game. It's not like the level progression is locked behind one of the stupidest f*cking game mechanics you've EVER seen.

[three full seconds of dead silence]

Scott: OHHH!!!
Scott refuses to grind for money just to fight the Final Boss, so he and everyone else just watch the ending on Youtube.
The Therapist is reluctant to enter the manhole into the sewer, because he's deathly afraid of circles.
Everyone else elects to come with Scott to destroy all of the flushed copies of Zip Lash, except for Rex who's already running away.
Scott: Well, the revolution isn't for everybody.
After three years of doing the Running Gag of chucking the titular game down the toilet, and after the game resurfacing in his own toilet, the final confrontation with the gag leads into an epic climatic finale where EVERY SINGLE COPY of Zip-Lash forms into a giant sentient monster consisting of sewage, feces, and the many, many copies of said game. And what is it known as? The Anti-Gex. All because it is exactly the opposite of what the Gex The Gecko series is meant to be.
Rex comes back for the fight against Anti-Gex with a corn-dog in hand, which he then throws at Anti-Gex. It just bounces off since it's a normal corn-dog.
Rex: So, what's the game plan here?
And how did Scott manage to beat Anti-Gex? By chucking a copy of Gex: Enter The Gecko on the PS1, right into the Anti-Gex itself. In an anti-climatic way, it just pathetically explodes upon defeat as it cuts to everyone silently sitting on Scott's couch covered in sludge and blood.
Rex: You know, I've always wondered what trauma felt like.
After three episodes, the therapist concludes that Scott's problem was that he felt inadequate from playing a game as good as Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash.
Scott: (beat) Sure.
Scott's therapist finally tells Scott his name: Jerry Attricks
The video ends with everyone deciding to sit down and finally play Gex. However, it turns out that apparently Jeb has never actually played Gex: Enter the Gecko.
Jeb: What the f*ck is this?!

176- Game Packaging

The description alone.
"Scott got 45 minutes out of this?
Scott decides to start leaving his door open. This causes him to get severely sick.
Scott: Air jumped the shark.
The conceit of this episode? Scott decides, since he's sick, he can finally get around to playing some of his games. "... ... Or.'"
Scott: Shapes. F*ck 'em.
The way Scott describes his feelings over box art templates in general.
Scott: Sure, no single box art template excites me now; I've mellowed out over the years
Scott from Yesterday: (pumps his fist while holding a Gamecube game box) YES!

177- Sonic the Hedgehog 3 | Half of a Masterpiece

Apparently, "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" is one of the top 10 baby names out there, promptly Scott to angrily demand people stop that, "because when everybody wants to be unique, nobody's unique".
"Education's a scam."
Scott refuses to believe that Sonic Spinball was a real thing.
Scott: I still believe that Sonic Spinball was a lucid dream I had and nothing more.
(Holds a boxed copy in his hands)
Scott: And it gets harder and harder to believe that.
- The ending continues this, where Scott asks if there was one time where Sonic Spinball existed. Cue montage of the times where Scott namedropped the game, with one of the instances being from this very video. Then he runs outside only to see a giant billboard paid for by Sega that flat-out says that Sonic Spinball exists. Cue the Big "NO!" from Scott.
After the game's abrupt ending, Scott ultimately concludes that it feels like this is half of Sonic 3. "Maybe because that's what it is."

178- Nintendo 64: Nintendo's Best Mistake

The video starts with Scott putting up Missing posters for his ability to care about the Nintendo 64, fully admitting it's being done for attention as he tears down a Missing Dog poster.
"But that won't do! I have to appreciate everything Nintendo does for me! Criticism is just whining! Nintendo made buttons! What did you do, Dad?!"
"So, they had to get to work on a successor to the Super Nintendo, and near the end of the console's life, it was pretty obvious where the video game industry was heading... DOWNHILL! F*CK THIS CONSOLE!"
"That's almost a weirdly beautiful thing about a console that didn't do that well. The Wii U era was pretty tart, but I felt there was this cool connection I had with other Wii U owners... It was called a mutual hatred."
"[The 64DD is] incredibly rare and expensive." (cut to Scott holding a boxed 64DD) "You'd have to be a f*cking idiot to own one of them."

179- Used Games

A good chunk of the episode is just Scott destroying his own games in increasingly absurd ways, such as putting macaroni and cheese on his Halo 4 copy and spilling water on his Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) case followed by him cutting it with a saw.
Scott expresses confusion as to how game stores are able to sell used games in disgusting condition.
Employee!Scott: Yeah, no problem.

Employee!Scott: If that gets cleaned it voids your warranty.
Similarly, Scott admits that people who only have loose discs of their games don't usually take care of them.
Scott: Hey, uh, here's that game you wanted back.
Scott scratches and fidgets with the disc for Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Scott: Ahaha, I-I lost the case, um, hehe, I-I left the manual in Rio, um, ahah, I wanted to give you that back.
Scott cuts off a part of the disc with a pair of scissors.
Scott: Uh, I want to give you back what's rightfully yours.
Scott hits the disc with a hammer.
Scott: So when am I looking after your daughter?
At one point, Scott squirts Goo Gone on a pre-owned copy of Deus Ex: Human Revolution to help peel a sticker off. Immediately, when the Goo Gone hits the game case, he pauses briefly before saying "Next person who owns this is gonna have the exact same questions as I do."
Scott: What the f*** happened here?

180- Wii Channels

Scott showing a silhouette of the Wii when teasing his favorite system to mess with the menu and pre-installed software...only to show the Nintendo Switch shoehorned into the Wii silhouette.
Scott: (repeatedly changing the menu theme of his Switch) YEEEEEEEEEAHH-
Scott tries to show off the News and Weather Channels, only to run into an obvious hurdle.
Scott: (after being shown two WiiConnect24 discontinuation messages) ...okay, news and forecasts are no more. ... (glances to his window; it's blank) No wonder nothing's happened in the past few years.
- "We can access them with a hacked Wii! (bluntly) So, we can't access them."
  - To clarify, Scott considers himself too dumb to learn how to hack the Wii. He tried hacking his Wii U to play "We Dare", only to wind up buying a PAL Wii U when that failed.
    Scott: If I can't do something as simple as play a European game, how do you expect me to play something that doesn't technically exist anymore?
While admitting that a large chunk of the Wii's online usability is hampered by WiiConnect24 being shut down, he discloses that there is a Homebrew version, RiiConnect24, avalible. It just requires hacking the Wii.
Scott: (voiceover) Let me see if I can handle this.

Scott: ... (in pain) I could just look at old footage.
- Scott is able to view the "Wii + Internet" Channel, as it's literally just a 4 minute video of how to connect the Wii to the Internet (which ends by asking if you want to delete the channel) due to having a promotional DVD that came with a Nintendo product magazine.
  Video: Did you know you can connect your Wii to the Internet?
- "Is it worth getting pissed about if it was never preloaded on your Wii? Yeah, but at least owning it on DVD I can play with it."
As it happens, Scott wound up using the Photo Channel for a collective playtime of 21 years.
Scott: (gleeful) Me using the Photo Channel can finally drink!

181- The Trial

Scott's plans on his calendar, which entirely consist of him trying not to get murdered.
Wendy's Employee has to serve jury duty on his own trial despite being the victim.
Wendy's Employee: An unbiased victim.
Despite clearly being there when it happened, none of the guys are sure if Steel Wool is actually the killer.
Even though Steel Wool is the defendant, Scott's still willing to carpool with him to the trial in Las Vegas.
The Travel Montage shows the gang apparently driving into the Great Lakes before they make a straight shot to Vegas.
The judge doesn't care at all about the verdict of the trial, only being there because his mom forced him to get a summer job even though it's September. As a result, he's shown being disinterested throughout the trial despite all of the courtroom antics going on around him.
Scott trying to explain to his friends why he qualifies as their lawyer.
Scott: Representing yourself in court always works out, like (Footage Missing) and (Footage Missing) and even (Footage REALLY Missing)
Steel Wool's lawyer, Liza Lots, doesn't make her bias towards defending murderers subtle at all.
Liza: Oh, I defend murderers all the time. I love those little guys. I'm a big advocate for murder.

Scott: What, are you a murderer?

Liza: No, I'm not insane.
- And the first sign Liza out-classes Scott as a lawyer? She tries to have the trial held outside.
Scott hammily calls his friends and Steel Wool to the stand complete with a dramatic finger point at them.
Naturally, Steel Wool stays silent when initially confronted by Scott about his crimes until...
Steel Wool: I think I might've killed some people?
- And how does Scott confront him? First, by outright asking if he killed anyone. But, when Liza complains to the judge:
  Scott: Permission to persist, your honor?
  Judge: (head in hand; done) F*ck it.
  (Beat)
  Scott: (leans in closer to Steel Wool) Say it say it say it say it say it say it say it-
- After the judge refuses to accept the above confession, Scott throws some candy into the room to try and win the jury over, which only results in Wendy's Employee getting hit and falling off his chair.
Getting murdered is against the vegan belief.
- Also, if you have a job to go to the next day, getting murdered the day prior makes no sense.
When Terry expresses concern over Jeb's cross examination, Scott tells him to calm down.
This blunt objection from Scott after how poorly Jeb's cross examination goes (due to Liza making Jeb ashamed of upsetting Steel Wool with his murder accusation).
Scott: Objection. Your Honor, I'm mad!

Judge: I've seen madder, keep going.
Scott calls Rex to the stand and asks him to identify the murder weapon that the former has brought with him. Cue suspicion being thrown on Rex despite him just identifying it as a gun.
- Liza then shows the others a drawing of a gun and asks them what they think it is.
Liza: What is this?
Rex gets hooked up to a lie detector ^note and not Steel Wool, since he's allergic to the law, which immediately goes flat before he even says anything because it's actually a heart rate monitor. Naturally, Scott is pretty fed up with the case at this point.
Scott: Your Honor, can I win now?
Judge: No.
Scott: Okay.
Scott decides to yell if Rex is convicted, as you can't convict someone if you can't hear.
After being called to the stand, Wendy's Employee pulls double duty as both a witness and a jury.
Liza: An employee like you getting murdered when he has a job to go to in the morning seems a bit unlikely to me.

Wendy's Employee: Well, I-I just didn't work the next day!
He runs back to his seat on the jury.
Wendy's Employee: I don't buy it.
Wendy's Employee, back on the witness stand: Damn!
Scott himself is called to the stand by Liza, who points out that Scott was the only person not harmed on the night of the murders.
- And then Scott acknowledges the time he stole Madden 18 from Target.
While Scott and Liza argue, Terry and the others concoct a plan to threaten Steel Wool into confessing using Jeb's connections to the Supreme Court.
Note: Say "I did it" or I will get my cousins: the justices of the Supreme Court to kick your ASS.
Scott: -HE DRESSES LIKE IT'S 2005, LIKE, COME ON, WE'RE IN THE 21ST CENTURY, DRESS LIKE IT!
Liza: No wonder he wanted to "supposedly" murder you with that attitude!
Scott: HE WAS RUTHLESS, HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME, AND I'M ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!
Steel Wool: (abruptly) I did it.
Scott: (Beat) ...well, that's a blow to your case.
- And on the topic of their arguing, Scott and Liza are actually repeating the "lying as a joke" argument they had prior to the scene with Terry and the others... except it's not the same take.
  Humblepie : You can hear the "I was lying AS A JOKE!!" conversation going on in the background. However, this is not reused audio. This is it's [sic] own take.
  
  Meaning the entire time they're talking, Scott and Liza are going in circles with Scott getting more and more angry.
- The method Scott's friends use to threaten Steel Wool to confess also deserves mention: one of them has relatives that are Supreme Court justices, and if Steel Wool doesn't confess, the Scott gang will get the Supreme Court justices... to beat up Steel Wool.
The judge decides to go easy on Steel Wool in respect for him coming clean, and sentences him to death.
The comments section's collective horror that a woman has appeared in a Scott The Woz episode.

183 - Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard

It took Scott four in-universe years before deciding to play Mario Party.
What's one of the important decisions one must make in playing Mario Party? Figuring out who isn't playing Donkey Kong.
- When Rex is setting Donkey Kong's AI, he asks what consistency Donkey Kong would be. After a moment's pause:
Scott, Jeb and Rex: (in unison) Hard.
When everyone rolls the dice to determine the turn order on Wario's Battle Canyon:
Rex: HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE!
One particular Running Gag of the video is that Rex displays a deep knowledge of Mario Party, despite only having just found out about its existence that day.
- After Rex desplays knowledge of the Hammer Drop mini-game, he claims it's because it's a big deal where he's from.
  Scott: Where are you from?
  
  Rex: ...Wario's Battle Canyon.
  
  Rex: (grabs hat in defense; over Scott) NO! NO!
After Rex fails the singleplayer minigame and the results come up on the screen:
Scott: Okay, I get that, we have to see everybody's results for that one-player minigame.

Jeb: What the hell, I got no coins?

Rex: If it makes you feel any better, my doctor told me I have nine days to live.
When Scott gets a star:
Rex: This may be the nicotine talking, but congratulations.

Jeb: Yeah, you really earned this one.
During the Bumper Balls minigame, after Donkey Kong throws Rex off the stage:
Rex: DONKEY KONG, YOU CHEAP BITCH!

Jeb: What a waste of an ape!

Scott: I have a star.

184 - Backwards Compatibility

Scott starts the video off by showing his stack of four Wii U's - his primary one at the top and the three others in case he gets lasagna on his primary one.
Scott decides to move on by the end and sold his three extra Wii U's... only for the one he designated as his primary to get lasagna on it.
Scott: If only something was backwards compatible with it.

185 - Memory Cards

Scott's explanation for why he's finally deciding to buy a pumpkin? One day, in the middle of playing Game Boy, he abruptly screamed "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!"
The most vegan crime possible, apparently, is running a non-permitted pumpkin patch.
When Terry inquires what Scott carves in the fall if not pumpkins, Scott admits he's used watermelons.
- Scott's attempts to present himself in a favorable light to the pumpkin demographic hits an immediate snag when it turns out he painted a watermelon onto his pumpkin.
"You want the two-year warrenty?" "I hate the metric system, how many hours is that?"
Terry decides to cut a pumpkin down from a tree for Scott, only for it to fall on the ground and smash when Scott takes too long to say when.
Scott: ...that's good.
How does Scott prove he actually got a real pumpkin, and not one of the foam decorative pumpkins he got in the past? Slamming the claw end of a hammer into it.
"I can't quarter it in a time of peace. ...I said I didn't want it after that, but I already took the cellophane off."
Due to wanting to establish himself as part of the pumpkin community, Scott decides to throw a half-pumpkin / half-Halloween party, giving himself and his friends the opportunity to dress up:
- Scott's costume is a combination of a guy talking about memory cards, and of Madden 09, the scariest thing he can think of.
- After being pressured to put on a costume, Terry pulled out a plate of hot dogs.
  Scott: What are you, a meat eater?
  Terry: (deadpan) A person.
  Scott: Ah, yeah, I can tell by the hat.
- Wendy's Employee's costume is of a Wendy's Employee.
- Jeb shows up wearing a pirate hat.
  Scott: What are you, a doorway pirate?
  Jeb: No, I'm Gex.
  Wendy's Employee: (to Terry) I thought he was depressed.
- Rex's costume is of a mirror taped to his face ^note which also has a pair of sunglasses taped to it. Or, as he states, "you".
Among the list of costume ideas Scott drafted? A guy who ate a Nintendo Wii.
Scott: ...maybe next year.
The absolutely flimsy way this episode connects itself to the topic of memory cards: When shopping for costume supplies on eBay, Scott ^note who brushed off "memory card talker" as a costume idea notices that customers also bought memory cards... prompting him to buy a metric ton of them. ^note "I can go as two things, f*ck it."
After being asked about the password he wrote down for Mega Man 4, Scott claims that it's actually coordinates. For a bomb.
Terry shows up to Scott's party in the middle of him describing the history of what led to the creation of the memory card.
Rex suffers from a condition known as fruit blindness where he can't tell one fruit from the next, regardless of size and shape.
- Because he brought a pineapple instead of a pumpkin to Scott's party, Scott refuses to let him inside. He then tries to claim he has a permit... only to pull out a banana.
- A workaround is ultimately reached: opening a window so that Rex can be a part of the party from outside.
  Rex: IT'S F*CKING FREEZING!
Scott decides to start poking through some of the memory cards he bought on eBay, only for things to start getting ominous when two separate memory cards turn out to have the exact same save data on them.
- Another card only has multiple save files of Odama, genuinely shocking Scott.
Scott attempts to look at a Xbox 360 memory card, ignoring both the fact that the door to his apartment abruptly locked itself and that his friends are screaming in fear, only to start freaking out when he realizes he can't, as his own Xbox 360 is of a later model that gutted memory card support.
Scott decides to show the ghost what he's made of by eating a pack of cigarettes, prompting Rex to berate him for harassing the ghost.
After Wendy's Employee is murdered by the Xbox 360 memory card, Terry bemoans that he'll never be the first of five to die.
- Also:
Wendy's Employee: Agh! Not my leg day legs! I need them for leg day!

Jeb: His hand is bleeding!

Terry: His eyes aren't blinking.

Scott: His lips are smiling!

Rex: His dead is showing.
- And after the Wii is (seemingly) dealt with, Scott abruptly ends his party, opting to not care that Wendy's Employee is dead.
"This reminds me of being outside."
After Scott stuns his possessed Wii with a pumpkin, Rex is tasked with throwing it outside... only to throw it against the wall, causing a real gash in the process.
Scott: ...take off your costume.

Rex: (does) ...f*ck, this is a room?!
"[A pumpkin]'s not supposed to impress you, it's supposed to evolve you."
After deciding that the entire pumpkin fandom is the worst due to meeting one bad person from it, Scott, for no real reason, opts to sleep on his desk in a rage.
When the possessed Wii reawakens and attempts to attack Scott in his sleep (by going into his mouth), Scott angrily rants about how this always happens every Friday night.
After it comes to light the Wii is being possessed by his pumpkin, Scott declares he's going to stop it once and for all. Hard cut to-

187 - Cross Generation Games

Scott isn't ready for the next generation of gaming.
Voiceover!Scott: The next generation of gaming is upon us. It's time to upgrade!
Scott: (being dragged out the door) No! NOOOOO!
The concept of a sports game being ported to multiple game systems feels weird to Scott. But with Madden 08, it feels natural.
Due to Persona 5 being released on PS3 more recently than a version of Madden, Scott labels Persona 5 as "the Madden of the new generation".
After Scott espouses that you don't need to buy a new console if newer games wind up getting ported to older consoles, Scott acknowledges that Sackboy: A New Adventure "has a 5 on the cover now".

188 - Console Launches

The opening skit sees Scott as a news anchor talking about console launches, talking to his reporter in the field... who is also Scott. And in a subversion of Acting for Two, we are treated to Scott having to repeatedly run from the news studio to Walgreens and back.
Scott: (extremely winded) Okay! (glances at his paper) Also, there's a tornado warning tonight, more on that tomorrow.
Scott grabs a PS Vita, only to wind up tripping over himself and causing it to fall in a trashcan. And even though the box was bigger than the trashcan's hole, meaning he could just grab it, Scott opts to walk away in defeat.
The reason why he couldn't get the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X at launch is that he couldn't pre-order them. And the reason he couldn't is that he was too busy thinking about what it would be like to have them.

189 - Personal Trainer: Cooking

Scott's lack of cooking skills is illustrated with a cutaway gag to him sitting at a table, silently despairing next to a loaf of bread.
Scott points out that 100 Classic Books for the DS has no ESRB rating at all, despite the nature of some of the works in it ("Look like I'm readin' the kids Othello tonight!"), and that even Personal Trainer: Cooking has a rating (E, with an "alcohol references" disclaimer).
Scott: You ever actually read Huck Finn? ^note The book, despite its anti-racism message, is notorious for its frequent usage of the N-word.
The first recipe Scott decides to try is New England Clam Chowder. Only problem: the only ingredients he has are an entire cupboard of clams and two thirds of an onion, and he has to use a milk jug instead of a saucepan. ^note As we learn later, it's because he was unknowingly using it as a cup holder. As such, Scott winds up having to substitute practically everything else he is missing with clams.
3DS: First, drain the clams with the sieve.
Scott: The sieve was never on the ingredients, can I substitute it with clams?
- "Now it's time to cook."
"Well, you know what the say, if you can't make goulash, give up."
As it happens, mac and cheese is one of Scott's favorite Thanksgiving side dishes. "...next to pretzels!"
After managing to sucessfully make mac and cheese ^note albeit with spaghetti noodles, Scott decides to "ramp up the difficulty" and make chicken pot pie.
- One cut later, it turns out that Scott somehow managed to make an empanada instead.
Eventually, Scott just pulls a rotisserie chicken out of the fridge and serves it.
Scott: (speeds into dining room) Happy Thanksgiving! (throws chicken against the wall)
- It turns out Rex and Jeb were over for dinner and were eating a Capri-Sun and a water bottle, respectively, while Scott cooked. And yes, they were eating these beverages, using plastic utensils and all. And yes, Capri-Sun did get everywhere. You can see it gushing out.
  Jeb: Oh boy, food and plates?!
  Rex: Oh yeah, I haven't eaten all the month of November to prepare for this.
- Rather than eat Scott's food, it's decided to instead get food from the pretzel resturant down the street for Thanksgiving.
  - And then, for good measure, Rex Mohs just collapses on the table.
"IT WAS THE CONTROLLER, NOT ME!"

191 - Wii Chess | It Exists!

Scott reveals that he still has multiple Wii U consoles. His original one, the European one he bought for We Dare, a Japanese one, and a second North American one.
Scott: I name the rooms in my house after what Wii U is in there.

192 - To Delay a Game

Right at the start of the video, we see that Scott's set is covered in dirty laundry.
This leads into the framing device for the video: Scott heads to the laundry room, only to remember that he used the washer to clean all of his pencils. While waiting for it to settle down, he decides to tell the audience a story about "a brown haired white boy with glasses".
- "And one day, he decided to talk about video game delays..."
  Past!Scott: ...wanna hear some useless sh*t?
- After a while, Scott pauses the story to check on the washer... by throwing a fork into it. Guess what happens next.
- At the end of the video, Scott calmly leaves the now on-fire laundry room while announcing he's cancelling the laundry.
  Scott: But, don't you worry! I think everything will work out just fine for our brown haired white friend.
  
  (cut to Past!Scott)
  
  Past!Scott: Game delays are inevitable for all developers, and most of the time, I think they're highly respectable. It takes guts to admit "Hey, we need more time!". And, sure, some are annoying, most are definitely disappointing, but in the end, I think most delays are for the best. It's not like real life, where pushing something off 'till later will get you in deep trouble... (Beat; notices the mess of dirty laundry behind him) ...huh. ... (turns to the camera; waves) Hey, all! Scott here! It is laundry season, seems like everybody's cleaning their clothes these days...
Scott seems to be talking about a 6th sense for game delays before getting sidetracked about the first five.

193- Shovelware Variety Hour: Round Three

Scott's intro is interupted by an assault from Space Chimps.
Scott's asked to enter the name of his party in Charm Girls Club: Pajama Party so he enters "Libertarian".
"THQ, [or] "thuq" as I like to call them."
When Scott realizes that Monster Trux Extreme was made by Data Design Interactive:
Scott: ....Oh, NO!!!
In the middle of talking about Spray, Scott goes on a tangent about his scheme to avoid speeding tickets.
Scott (voiceover): I'm surprised the Z button doesn't sh*t your pants. I am pretty proud of my pants-sh*tting scheme; if I get pulled over for speeding, I just go,

Scott (in shot): "Officer, I just sh*t my pants!"

Scott (voiceover): What is he gonna do, write you a ticket? With sh*t in your pants?!
After realizing he's going easy on Space Chimps because it's at least playable, Scott rants about the people who supported and bought shovelware, saying they shouldn't exist. At which point he blips out of existence himself.

194 - Speed Dating

The fact that Dr. Attricks's audio is the only one with audible clipping.
- The behind the scenes video reveals that Justin is actually saying his lines fairly normally; Scott is just clipping his audio in post. That video also reveals that the gang does not rehearse their lines and Scott just tells them what to say immediately before a take, causing continuous corpsing throughout.
Turns out that Wendy's Employee has an identical twin (who works for Target) who also just so happens to have a similar personality to him.
Everyone's attempts to call Wendy's Employee despite him currently being dead.
Halfway into the speed dating practice, everyone forgets the original purpose and begins speed-dating each other.
- Dr. Attricks' speed date with Target Employee.
Dr. Attricks: So that dead brother of yours, is he, uh, related to you?

Target Employee: Yup, death does run in the family!

Dr. Attricks: Nope! Naw! I don't mingle with people who associate with the dead. Learn to be alive for once!
- Scott's second speed date with Terry doesn't go much better.
Terry: Are you bleeding?

Terry: I don't want any bleeders. (Gestures to himself) Vegan?

Scott: Oh great, what am I gonna do with all my blood? (Gestures to a large jar of yellow liquid next to himself)

Terry: Why is the blood yellow?

Scott: Yeah, I'm colorblind.
- Terry and Dr. Atrics's speed date.
Terry: I gotta be honest with you, you don't look like your pictures.
After the guys conclude that Scott isn't ready for speed dating after all their practice, a potential girlfriend for Scott actually shows up at his front door only to get yelled out by him and everyone else.
Woman: Hey, is this the place?

Cut to Scott holding his Certificate of Virginity

Scott: I'm now certified!

195 - You're Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas

Terry tricks Scott into leaving his house with the promise of going to a funeral only to drive Scott back to his house anyway.
Terry: Breaking and entering isn't as fun if you know what's happening.
Rex shuts Scott up using a roll of duct tape, though not by taping his mouth shut. Instead he shoves the entire roll onto his mouth, which still works.
Despite going through the trouble of breaking into Scott's house, no one except Scott actually knows what RPGs are.
Dr. Attricks: Isn't it a political party in Guinea?
Scott: Why are you so hell-bent on me being an RPG guy? You don't even know what RPGs are!
Dr. Attricks: Yeah I do!
Target Employee: Political party in Guinea!
Terry: We've been over this!
"This isn't America, this is OHIO!"
Scott's recollection of there being a single Goldfish cracker sticking out of the NES at his grandma's house, which he follows up by pouring Goldfish all over his own NES.
The big number for this Christmas special, "Why Don't You Play Them?" is easily catchy and quite funny as the chorus tries their best to reason Scott into enjoying RPGs, with Scott dismissing them at every point. The chorus constantly sings the titular song's phrase, but the last time they sing it, Scott interrupts them with bringing up his second point on his disliking of RPGs: "WAIT YOUR TURN, F*CKER!"
The Running Gag of Rex, Dr. Attricks, and Kay Swiss exclaiming in celebration any time "the economy" is mentioned.
Rex: God, I wanna f*ck the economy.
- Just the idea of Rex saying what he wants to do to the economy.
The fact that God, who in this universe created humanity to not like RPGs, is voiced by none other than Video Game Dunkey, someone who's vocally voiced his dislike of the genre multiple times. Hell, just that one statement: Dunkey voices God.
The ultimate conclusion to the video; Scott proudly proclaims he's not an RPG guy, that that's okay, and that no RPG can change that... and immediately catches himself playing Dragon Quest XI.
Scott: DAMN IT!

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